FAIRIES ARE REAL?!?

If you saw the title of this post and thought, rubbish, trust me this is anything BUT rubbish. If you have not seen what the world knows as "fairies", open a new tab, go to google, and search "real life fairy" then come back here. Now everyone that is reading this knows the about the "REAL FAIRY SIGHTINGS" on the internet. These rumors are NOT true. THAT, THAT, THING is NOT what fairies look like. They are half-bug from the waist down. They have human arms and a human head. Their hair is like that of a famous troll doll. They ride on  dragonflies and can not be seen by those who don't believe. I know, i know it sounds crazy, but TRUST ME I AM NOT A PHYSCOPATH, AHHH!!! I was kidding if you could not tell, i am not a lunatic, i am a civilized young lady. How did i find these fairies? i imagine you are asking. The answer to that question is, Another one bites dust, and another one down, and another one down, another one bites the dust! Sorry, anyways, i was playing with my past best friend Violet, when all of a sudden, i looked up and noticed a saddle on a dragonfly, and a figure sitting on it. I didn't know WHAT to do, since i haven't  ever seen a magical being before, so the best thing i could think to do was, yell FAIRY!FAIRY!YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! The whole fourth grade stared a t me like i should be in an insane asylum. You should have seen the delight in Violets eyes when she saw the fairy. Then she blurted out the strangest thing, we meet again dear friend! I learned later in the day that she was named Violet because the fairy we saw today came down from a window when she was a newborn baby and kissed her on the cheek. The kiss made a violet patch on her cheek, afterwards she giggled. Her parents noticed the patch and named her Violet after it. If you think this post was strange, you should see the next post, where i talk about something, VERY creepy, but true. This is Catty, over and out.